Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Chahat wo nahi jo Jaan deti hai

Chahat wo nahi jo Jaan deti hai
chahat wo nahi jo muskan deti hai
asli chahat to wo hai jo paani me
gira ANSU bhi pehchan leti hai

In this modern time

In this modern time,
we all try to add years to life
instead of adding life to years
we have.

Change is a nature of life but

Change is a nature of life but
Challenge is aim of life,
you have to challenge the changes
but never change challenges.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

If you are to paid $1000 for

If you are to paid $1000 for
each kind act you have done,
and to collect $500 for each
unkind act of yours,
would you be rich or poor?

Tragic luv story

Tragic luv story
a pig fell in love with hen,
one day they kissed each other
next the pig died of bird flu
and the hen died of swine flu
"Ajab prem ki gazab kahani"

Likhe jo khat mujhe wo meri yaad me

Likhe jo khat mujhe wo meri yaad me
saare padh liye papa ne raat me
savera jab hua, to jute padh gaye
wo "Tere Naam" wale baal "Gajni" me badal gaye.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

Har ek aawaaz urdu ko fariyadi batati hai

Har ek aawaaz urdu ko fariyadi batati hai,
ye pagli phir bhi ab tak khud ko shehzaadi batati hai

kayi baate mohabbat sabko buniyadi batati hai,
jo pardaadi batati thi wahi daadi batati hai

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Chahte the jinhe unke dil Badal gaye

Chahte the jinhe unke dil Badal gaye
Samndar gehre the sahil Badal gaye
Katal aisa hua tukdo me mera
Kabi Bdle khanzar to kabi katil Badal gaye

Before the golden sun sets

Before the golden sun sets,
2012's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2013 every moment is enjoyed

How did santa tried to kill a bird??

How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling.

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!

Har nami mein kuch kami

Har nami mein kuch kami
to rahegi,
Aankhein thodi shabnami
to rahegi,
Zindagi ko aap kitna bhi
sanwariye,
Bin hamare koi na koi kami
to rahegi…

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Jokes

Jokes
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor.